A Gallery of whammyism

Now if you don’t know what a whammy is, look away now. For those of you in the know, keep reading. I thought this would be a good time to remind everybody about “the whammy”, long forgotten by some people but always lurking in the background. Whammies are 100% percent legal in the world of EPIC Blastation, this can be confirmed by Byrner and Herlo and anybody else that was knocking around at the first blast. Below I’ve listed some of the common whammy types, keep your eyes peeled when travelling down the mountain as you may be able to smell the essence of a whammy approaching based on the descriptions below. Just remember the whammy can affect anybody, watch out Gee the psychic whammy is already been worked on!

The psychic whammy –involves movement inside the head – no physical contact required to remove a rider from a bicycle

The double whammy – removal of two riders at once, requires some skill to complete efficiently

The bicycle over the bridge whammy – ask Eamo he knows all about this one!

The apache whammy – involves self sacrifice

The weight Whammy – an old favourite of Mr Byrne’s

The overly aggressive shove whammy – Kevin Cooper please come back, we miss this one

The Brake Lever Whammy – best avoided by removing all braking apparatus

The leave your friend in a river upside down attached to a bicycle Whammy – it’s best not to overuse the one as you may run out of friends

The Pow bar whammy – like a Power bar but deadly

The silent whammy
Ahhh yes the whammy is still part of the Byrner *******oe's spin, but most of them are Apache whammy's........ohh Jeasus I have the jitters here.

You forgot about the "team mate whammy" self explanatory really!!!
to my knowledge I am the only person who has done all the above whammies..I know I am responsible for the leaving of Herlo upside down in a river whammy.. and the old weight whammy is my patented martial arts whammy !!
what about the quick release whammy.....
undo the poor victims qr when he's not looking then wait for his wheel to come out
Originally posted by Alfie View Post
what about the quick release whammy.....
undo the poor victims qr when he's not looking then wait for his wheel to come out
Evil ******* ...... that's not even funny!
Originally posted by Alfie View Post
what about the quick release whammy.....
undo the poor victims qr when he's not looking then wait for his wheel to come out
Originally posted by RichardL View Post
Evil ******* ...... that's not even funny!
Hahaha, yes it is!!!