Lost Will to live - N11 - Sunday 13th

Last spotted mud encrusted and heading South, identified by strange whimpering noises. If anyone finds it let me know.

You were doing alright when i spotted you, well i think it was you about 9.30...Was that fella drafting you all the way from Newtown??

Not sure that was me Skip, if someone tries to draft me I give them a good brake test, and as we know rim brakes are no match for disk.

Getting to Djouce is fine, it's the getting home that'll crush you. Having said that some roadie couldn't keep up with me on the way home, he must have been a sorry case.

I have it..its payback for buying a bike outside the Republic of Ireland. Count yourself lucky, I was going to take your ability to make erections but i only had two black Roosters for sacrifice..fookin online black magic shops, you order a white and a black rooster and they send me 2 bleeding black ones !!

Thats a great idea Richie, how many black roosters is needed if they buy a "motor car" in a different country...haha

i'm exempt..inanyways, I paid good tax on that !!

Now it's a wonder Don didn't think of that!

Not just any car either, one of his distant relatives had a fondness for VW's too.

you know comparing me to Adolf is not in the least bit offensive to me..I'd have gone far in the Reich !!