So what's Santa bringing?

All I want from Santa is bike stuff. Word on the grapevive is he's got me a merino baselayer and some merino socks, bless him. He also got me some Carbon bars, but those are on the bike already thanks to some cunning negotiations with his elves.

So what's he bringing the rest of you?
i've no idea. I never get bike bits, thats for losers and people who dont ride their bikes, you know the type. The ones that like to dress up in wimmens clothes and watch, rather than actually get stuck in !
Jesus Don, if this turns into a bloody listing off of people who got carbon bars and titanium bottle cages, you'll be sorry.
I like to get knives and books for presents or other things I daren't mention in case it ends up on boards.ie or the wall of shame in an office in Wicklow !
Happy Christmas Don, i have decided to turn you in to a Cyclocross rider in 2012 by the way !
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
Happy Christmas Don, i have decided to turn you in to a Cyclocross rider in 2012 by the way !
Good luck with that! You were meant to turn me into a savage, you promised that I would be the next Alfie or Damo, now look at the state of me, I'm barely a Smithers, I want my money back!
Originally posted by Don View Post
Good luck with that! You were meant to turn me into a savage, you promised that I would be the next Alfie or Damo, now look at the state of me, I'm barely a Smithers, I want my money back!

hahahahaha..thats the quote of the millenium !
Originally posted by Don View Post
I'm barely a Smithers
So... your irresistible to the opposite sex and farm yard animals? money well spent.
All of the above but its nice to know Don wants to be like me, whatever about the biking lark I dont think he would ever get anywhere close on the alcohol end of things, Jeasus I'm gagging for a Pint now you swines.

PS Ithink Santa is bringing me an Ipad and a book "how to lose weight for Dummies" hahahahahaha
Santa's bringin me new wheels. After what I'm guesstimating is about 10K kms in the last 14 months or so....they are knackered...

And a female elf to do stuff would be good too...
Originally posted by Smithers View Post
...... but its nice to know Don wants to be like me .....
He never said he wanted to be like you ...... he said he's terrified that he might turn into you!!!!
Its pure talant I tell you, I dont see any other person (nutbag) going out till 3am in the morning and running a spin of deadlyness, sure why wouldn't he want to be me I'm IVOR the great hahahahaa!!!