Physio needed !!! asap

I need a physio immediatley I just burnt my tongue on a hot cup of tea..jaysus its nearly as bad as that papercut I got about 10 years ago, will the pain ever stop !
Max gave me a few recommendations I'll forward them on to you!!
One of the guys is supposedly very hands on
Help...I may have gangrene...I had my lycra shorts on too tight and its as painful as that time I had sex in a boat !