Round 2 Gravity Enduro Ticknock..its here

Whos going ?
I have one big question ...
will any of you be wearing goggles ? at the last one all the pro lads were wearing goggles..its going to be schlompy and scuttery up there for the weekend but goggles with an XC Hemlet ? Hmmm..I was going to go with FLats and 5.10s but I just can't cope with them..tried them this morning ( about my 10th attempt in 20 years ) and I can't use them, they were deadly on the descents once I got used to them but putting the hammer down on the climbs and flat bits..I couldnt hack them..they don't suit my style of murdering myself on the climbs at all..
so the goggles then ?
I feckin hate goggles, steamed up, mud encrusted disasters. I rode all winter with my trusty crud catcher combined with my fork mud guard yoke, and routinely had a clean face post spin. Didn't get mud in my eye once. If I was racing, that is the way I would do it, no question.
i'd sooner look like a mud encrusted disaster than a feckin postman, if you are not racing then you deserve a dose of the crabs !
I hope the crabs get me, the ones on the Spanish beach that is! Boom! See what I did there? I may be wearing goggles on the 27th after all, how else would I see all the little fishies?
the 27th of what ? If I don't see your fat hole up Ticknock on Sunday then I am going to be very irked ! All Winter long you were Facebooking how gnarly you are , how rad this is..hucking to rad, gnarfests..blahblah bleh...and yet here you are, sitting in the office with the heating on full wiping your nose in your cardigan ..superstokingly doopery deadly !! fun times a go go and all that drivel schizzle !
you're a real 'Warrior ' thats what the Downhill kids call a goober..I like it. You're a real Warrior , Don !
Originally posted by Mcnipples View Post
Jockey goggles
Probably look stupid but reckon they would help or clear safety glasses
Knob jockey...
Originally posted by OZ View Post
Knob jockey...
That's a great new term Oz, all my cursing in France has finally paid off you knob Jockey.
I can see cartoon sketches to this one already.