XC Nationals sign on closes tomorrow !

Hello
http://www.offroadcyclingireland.ie/...-registration/

only 4 Elite women , come on to feck..get your fingers out , its XC in Djouce, thats the same as Downhill in Rostrevor..€25 for a rip around a trail designed and built by Irelands greatest Mountainbiker ..Robin Tiberius Seymour..thats like being in a James Bond movie ! and like Chuck Norris always says to me " only real people put themselves out there on an XC Race Course, especially Djouce cos' its just deadly !" So what if actual racing XC is no craic, talking about it afterwards on Facebook and in the boozer and in work or drunk in the queue in the chipper is ! XC racing is as hard as you can get, you don't need to wear Lycra, you can wear whatever you want.
Don't be shy now..

I haven't got Rashers number ,can somebody ring him and remind him to get any u16/u14 and under 12 kids signed up please !

All the kids that I have who are racing are signed up .

grand job !

And all our under 8 u 10 will sign on on the day.

Well that was a bit of a mess, was going to sign on for Vets last night but left my Licence number at work, so it's sign on on the day and S3 for me. To be honest judging from my GRide experience 4 laps would have been a fiasco, now at last I can push a bit harder, encouraged by the mocking and derision of my peers.

Thats the worst excuse ever.........in the history of excuses!!!!

Did you get your Mother to write that excuse for you ?

The derision starts early! It sounds lame doesn't it? If my heart was in Vets I would reckon have driven back to work to retrieve it, but there you go.

you belong in Senior 3 with the other Pedestrians..its the National Championships of your Religion and you offend its greatest Prophet, Saint Robin of the 5 Berms with your lack of commitment to the cause..shame on you, your marigolds and those rabid ducks you keep locked up !

Say what you will about me, I can take it, but leave my beloved ducks out of it!

what kind of a man keeps Ducks..i'll tell you, the kind of a man who fears Chickens..which reminds me

The Chicken is a noble beast
But the Cow is much forlorner
Standing out in the pouring rain
with a leg in every corner

but you cannot speak of cows without mentioning the Horse

The horse Is a noble beast
From the mustangs of the west
To the stallions of the east
But the horse has a distant cousin
It lives I do not know where
But its message of racial harmony
Is one that we all can share
Hats off to the Zebras
They are black and white...

What about Badger's?