My race

I don't enjoy racing and don't consider myself very competitive, probably down to never being picked for sports at school and having jam jar specs, so I always regret committing to these things. So I'm always relieved when race day arrives and I can stop thinking about it and just get on with it. My Turbo trainer is being re-upholstered so I spun around the field for a few minutes to warm up, then over to the start line. Was surprisingly relaxed at the start as Richie lined us up, happy to be surrounded by racers I battle with every week, Colm, Graham, Dave and co.


And off we go, still unsure of whether I should go flat out to get clear of some riders, or hang back and play the long game, so ended up doing something in between. The long grind up above XTC, Christ, here we go, heart pounding. Dave just ahead of me, Colm gone already, passed Graham, all the while mentally preparing for the off camber that was ahead and in we go. Ackckckc! As expected it was hard work, no shame in dabbing, but damn those roots, anytime I found traction there was another one waiting. It wasn't pretty but we all climbed out of there and off to XTC. Like an old friend, all the traction you could want, happy days. The reworked exit is super fast now with some of those roots/stumps removed so fired out onto the fire road. Already in a bit of space now, staying with Dave, passing a chap or two and into Gwangi or whatever its called, love that trail in the dry, high line/low line bush bosh, and out threading your way through that sea of roots that will try and bin you at the exit. Off to that new bit of trail, not really loving that either, then the fun swoop dee too down to the step, grind up, not looking forward to the new trail parallel to the Fireroad (does this have a name yet?). Tired by the time the roll off arrives onto the fire road but lifted by all the cheers and people baying for blood.


Happy days again, fire road and a chance to compose oneself. Still no one coming past, but holding position with Dave, who I can see is tiring. Around the field, pass Dave who is suffering in the woods, and off we go again. 2 more laps of this, holy sheet balls. Crashed on the off camber but was fired up and raced down XCT and got spat out to the cheers from Smithers and gang, those voices give you such a lift! And around I go, no longer able to chase anyone, just trying to go as hard as I could, a MAD guy passed me and after that I think I held station. Then bang, crash into Fergals tree coming into the field, gobsh1te! Graham was to fare worse later. That tree needs chopping, or at least a nice King Koil pillow sprung mattress. Popped a gel which I think really helped on lap 3, felt mentally and physically stronger, but I always enjoy the last lap so it could have all been in the head. Uneventful last lap, the granny ring saw some action and then pushed for the line with whatever was left. And it is over. Despite the pre race jitters, the exertion, crashes and average performance I enjoyed every minute. The weather and club turnout and pit area made for a great day, lots of laughs and great to see so many familiar faces.


After that enjoyed some spectating. Then off to catch up with the family. Like a GI returning from Nam they just don't 'get it' so not much point in trying to explain, but very content and mellow for the rest of the day.


Thanks EPIC for giving this middle aged chap something that I doubt he would have found anywhere else.
I didn't race, but I wrecked meself shouting at people and running alongside for ages. I had a lot of fun doing this. A lot more fun that I would have if I were racing.
Christ that was harder than the race don, now I'm totally fcuked.
All I remember was byrner calling me a gobsh1te, lots of dabbing and then serious panic on my 4th lap as I thought I was on my 3rd, dicing some big lad on a RM bike and passing Smithers was the best bit of all;-))
My lasting laugh of the day was hearing "Rigid Micky up behind you"..I nearly skid down the bank laughing at the face of a guy infront of me.. Brilliant!
As always I did shizzin!!! I hate Xc racing, the only thing that didn't blow up was my bowles thank christ!! I rode like some auld one couldn't get it together at all, I wanted to pull out on lap 1,2,3,4 thanks be to god Alfie lapped me , I have never been so happy to be lapped thanks buddy I think? The Epicness of the whole event was deadly everywhere you looked there was a familier face slagging or willing you on. I just wanted it to be over,I wanted to be 2 and back in me mammy's buzzum being held and loved. I never want to do that again Jeeeeeeesus what was I thinking and to top it off Ray standing there having a big sausage roll and a cup of tea " c'mon Daragh your doing really well hahaha" munch munch , you bollix!!
Byrner passed me on lap 4 for about 30 seconds c'mon Byrne lets go "fook off" he says hahaha classic Byrne moment. Pints in the Blue never went down so well with Byrne Nipples Pollock Ray and crew. Cheers Guys you all rock!!!
Originally posted by Smithers View Post
I just wanted it to be over
Ha ha! I can identify with that! I was praying to the God Mechanicus to strike me down.
briefly I had a great race until I caught Smithers and my body decided to go cop on to yourself, you're 50 tomorrow. My last lap was torture..still I'd rather be doing that and having the craic with people from all walks of life than fluting around on my own on some miserable hillock convincing myself that XC racing is crap..
Daddy forced thanks

I had a fantastic day yesterday, under 14 national champ is a great title to have but i must thank a few people
Mark Kavanagh what a coach always helpful and bloody good crack, parkalot Paddy for driving the pace and all who attend the club league for making me a part of the club and for cheering me on on the day. and to Max for blowing the earhole off me and speeding me up (i now see why they were banned in the world cup) and a big thank you to Richie Byrne for showing us around the race course and advising us on race lines and last but not least Mam and Dad for all their support.
Paddy was so close yesterday, hard luck Paddy ! I have big plans for you and all your under 14s and Under 16s in 2013..you have made a holy show of the total bangers in S3..well done Dave !
I can see your little bro Brandon wining the nationals one of these days If he sticks at it he is deadly one to watch ... But you where all deadly the best race to watch was you guys well done
Originally posted by DavyCon View Post
I had a fantastic day yesterday, under 14 national champ is a great title to have but i must thank a few people
Mark Kavanagh what a coach always helpful and bloody good crack, parkalot Paddy for driving the pace and all who attend the club league for making me a part of the club and for cheering me on on the day. and to Max for blowing the earhole off me and speeding me up (i now see why they were banned in the world cup) and a big thank you to Richie Byrne for showing us around the race course and advising us on race lines and last but not least Mam and Dad for all their support.
Congratulations David a well deserved win you worked hard for it the hard training and commitment payed off I am delighted for you, and paddy was so close the both of you have trained hard and put in the hours the both of you have come so far in such a short time ,you two are future superstars as Richie would say well done lads.