So the writing is on the wall, most of the club are flying and this years club league is going to be viscous.
But I have my suspicions. Firstly Lynchy, no-one goes from crashing on water bars to Worc road spins, or a 38" to a 32" waist and purple pants without some serious pharmaceutical intervention. Smithers spends all his time in the Blue Light or on the couch videoing his dog, then shows up on fire, I think it obvious he's doing blood transfusions in the back of his van, the last time I looked in there expecting to see a Hayabusa it was all lab jackets, syringes and green glowing liquid. Don't get me started on Team Expert either, have you noticed how they are always smiling when you go in there? And what kind of bike shop has a Travertine floor, very suspicious. Then there is Team Merlot, held together by ginger hair and scars, gibbering about 29'er being the future, it's not natural.
So when you pass me at the club league, with your frothing mouths, crazed expressions and uncontrollable erections, I will be coming in clean, never having to worry about that phone call from Oprah.
But I have my suspicions. Firstly Lynchy, no-one goes from crashing on water bars to Worc road spins, or a 38" to a 32" waist and purple pants without some serious pharmaceutical intervention. Smithers spends all his time in the Blue Light or on the couch videoing his dog, then shows up on fire, I think it obvious he's doing blood transfusions in the back of his van, the last time I looked in there expecting to see a Hayabusa it was all lab jackets, syringes and green glowing liquid. Don't get me started on Team Expert either, have you noticed how they are always smiling when you go in there? And what kind of bike shop has a Travertine floor, very suspicious. Then there is Team Merlot, held together by ginger hair and scars, gibbering about 29'er being the future, it's not natural.
So when you pass me at the club league, with your frothing mouths, crazed expressions and uncontrollable erections, I will be coming in clean, never having to worry about that phone call from Oprah.