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Gorse thorn removal tip

30 Jul 2013, 10:23
Forget all that 650b crap, this is the next big thing.


My knuckles were riddled with gorse, really deep. The usual needle, swiss army knife approach failed so I soaked the hand in warm water then got the hoover, stuck on the narrow attachment, cranked her up to full, and sweet jeebus it worked, sucked the suckers right out! You heard it here first folks.
30 Jul 2013, 10:26
I don't want to know what you get up to with a hoover behind closed doors! Sick I tells ya.
30 Jul 2013, 10:46
Typical Bon, I put up an innocent post about using a hoover to suck my pr1cks out and you find some obscure, perverted reference.
30 Jul 2013, 13:16
Good grief Don - how on earth did you hit upon this solution, what was your 'Eureka' moment?

Were any vacuum cleaners harmed during research and development? But most importantly, how did you explain it to the wife?

Dyson with death!!