Maximuscle or EAS ?

I'm a big fan of Maximuscle. I like the way its borderline illegal. I use Recovermax,Cyclone,Progain,GabaEh, HMB and VIPER turbo and on alternate days i use regular Viper with Creatamax, GHkick,Glutamax AKG and Achefree..
I was thinking of trying out EAS stuff but I'm not sure if theres anything compatible?
What the, you use all that stuff- it doesn't seem to have any effect.
Chilli up yer arse would be better. Gets you up the hills and guaranteed to make you lighter.
Don't MAD, or the like, have recipes for making your own energy drinks?

Wait till the collapse of capitalism really starts to bite. Very recession chic.
yes, EAS was around before Maximuscle, Bill Phillips started the "borderline illegal" marketing as he used to publish muscle media with steroid reviews then he brought out EAS. you need to take Phosphagen Elite™, Muscle Armor™, L-Glutamine, Athlete's Defense™ (cos it winter), You need to take a Myoplex® Carb Control Bar in the morning and then a Myoplex® Deluxe Bar at night. If you have a race coing up load 5g of pure creatine 5 times a day. also take some Endurathon™ afterwards take some Endurathon™ then you should be grand , but a bit constipated, so take some psylium husk.
thanks Ronan..
"What the, you use all that stuff- it doesn't seem to have any effect"
You will pay for that, Alice !!
Sideboring, shut the **** up !!
you need to take Phosphagen Elite™, Muscle Armor™, L-Glutamine, Athlete's Defense™ (cos it winter),.......
Wow, part of me can't help thinking this isn't entirely a joke.

That said I decided to try a night spin without my beloved bottle of Viper on Tuesday. Never again.
You're a bunch of dope heads and crackas, next its the green pills to wake up, the red pills to sleep and the blue pills to wake up Mr Johnson. Shame on you all.
I've been using Bill Phillips " Workout for life " Program, i can really see and feel the results !!
That’s just what you need, more chemicals.

I am starting my own supplement brand, I’ll prepare some samples. There will be fookindeadlymax, it will have cabbage extract, we will also experiment with a new compound called ‘pizzaz’ its extracted from my sweat. You should take 5 mg a 19 times a day, analy. We also have neutrino bars in the pipeline made from refined cardboard, zero fat!!!!!! We are working on a revolutionary weight loss, mussel building, energy enriched radioactive shake, it will come in Moca Chocalte Lata and strawberry vanilla burst*.

*Not suitable for, vegetarians, Christians or women.
Taking that pizzaz sounds like a pain in the ass and would be awkward at the office, can you take 95 mg in one application? Can you use a track pump for this?
mind you, these rasher sambos are deadly.. I had to post nonsense to counter Superteds insane question about tyre width !!!
You certainly could, however extreme exposure has some minor side effects:

Gigantism
Ear mucus
Massive sense of humour failure
Heightened chance of bacterial and mammal infection.
Herpes
Severe emotional, psychological, physical, sexual and bowl dysfunction

Sh1te. A can of sardines and a Topic. All you need for a healthy, balanced athlete's diet. The order you take them in is vitally important though - the sardines will taste shyt if you eat the Topic first.

Dr A Ayling, Nutritionist.
I'm a big fan of Maximuscle. I like the way its borderline illegal. I use Recovermax,Cyclone,Progain,GabaEh, HMB and VIPER turbo and on alternate days i use regular Viper with Creatamax, GHkick,Glutamax AKG and Achefree..
I was thinking of trying out EAS stuff but I'm not sure if theres anything compatible?
What the, you use all that stuff- it doesn't seem to have any effect.
Chilli up yer arse would be better. Gets you up the hills and guaranteed to make you lighter.
Don't MAD, or the like, have recipes for making your own energy drinks?

Wait till the collapse of capitalism really starts to bite. Very recession chic.
yes, EAS was around before Maximuscle, Bill Phillips started the "borderline illegal" marketing as he used to publish muscle media with steroid reviews then he brought out EAS. you need to take Phosphagen Elite™, Muscle Armor™, L-Glutamine, Athlete's Defense™ (cos it winter), You need to take a Myoplex® Carb Control Bar in the morning and then a Myoplex® Deluxe Bar at night. If you have a race coing up load 5g of pure creatine 5 times a day. also take some Endurathon™ afterwards take some Endurathon™ then you should be grand , but a bit constipated, so take some psylium husk.
thanks Ronan..
"What the, you use all that stuff- it doesn't seem to have any effect"
You will pay for that, Alice !!
Sideboring, shut the **** up !!
you need to take Phosphagen Elite™, Muscle Armor™, L-Glutamine, Athlete's Defense™ (cos it winter),.......
Wow, part of me can't help thinking this isn't entirely a joke.

That said I decided to try a night spin without my beloved bottle of Viper on Tuesday. Never again.
You're a bunch of dope heads and crackas, next its the green pills to wake up, the red pills to sleep and the blue pills to wake up Mr Johnson. Shame on you all.
I've been using Bill Phillips " Workout for life " Program, i can really see and feel the results !!
That’s just what you need, more chemicals.

I am starting my own supplement brand, I’ll prepare some samples. There will be fookindeadlymax, it will have cabbage extract, we will also experiment with a new compound called ‘pizzaz’ its extracted from my sweat. You should take 5 mg a 19 times a day, analy. We also have neutrino bars in the pipeline made from refined cardboard, zero fat!!!!!! We are working on a revolutionary weight loss, mussel building, energy enriched radioactive shake, it will come in Moca Chocalte Lata and strawberry vanilla burst*.

*Not suitable for, vegetarians, Christians or women.
Taking that pizzaz sounds like a pain in the ass and would be awkward at the office, can you take 95 mg in one application? Can you use a track pump for this?
mind you, these rasher sambos are deadly.. I had to post nonsense to counter Superteds insane question about tyre width !!!
You certainly could, however extreme exposure has some minor side effects:

Gigantism
Ear mucus
Massive sense of humour failure
Heightened chance of bacterial and mammal infection.
Herpes
Severe emotional, psychological, physical, sexual and bowl dysfunction

Sh1te. A can of sardines and a Topic. All you need for a healthy, balanced athlete's diet. The order you take them in is vitally important though - the sardines will taste shyt if you eat the Topic first.

Dr A Ayling, Nutritionist.