Stupidest crash ever

Well I had mine yesterday, getting on the bike, in a carpark, after having a chat, something got caught somewhere, next thing I'm flying over the bike, freakin thing tangled up in my legs, I hadn't even got moving or clipped in, it seemed to go for ever while I'm thinking "What the hell is going on?!" I've got a big scrape and bruise on my leg! It was pitiful.
Sounds like Skippy on black ice on the fire road at the top of KDM not long ago...

Not as stupid as kevomcenzy's famous collar bone crash at the car park at Ticknock, that was really ridiculous. And he was proud of it!