CX Christmas Story . . .

I just got a new cyclocross bike from Expert Cycles. What a Christmas present to myself! Unreal.
Firstly – the excitement – I got a call from Alfie (thanks to Alfie for all his work on our bikes, and teaching our kids to cycle this year, and to Scott and Robin too for all the great work and advice) to come pick it up yesterday – so the team converted the wheels to tubeless and added some new (really clicky – you forget just how clicky new pedals are!) SPDs. When I got to the shop Max-Powerface-Power of the Yeti Tribe fame was there – my bike was in the stand. He says something like ‘Cyclocross is shit, (then pausing as he sees the tears building in my eyes) is that your bike?’ ‘Yes’ I answer – ‘my brand new focus mares’ Quick as a whip Max says ‘cyclocross is brilliant’ we all laugh like the Famous 5 at the end of every episode.

Anyway – I take hold of the reigns (handlebars) and pull on the brakes, things I can’t believe – disk brakes, unreal. Really light levers on the brakes – superlight – feel unreal. Wider bars than on my road bike, no toe overlap. Too excited to stay in the shop I try to run off without paying. But I don’t. Happy as I ever was on Christmas morning I face the drive at 5, from Expert (Rathfarnham) to Loughlinstown D18. Boo.

Santa must have thought I was being a good lad all year, as I flew home with traffic seeming to part in front of me, another bonus – no one home, no kids to mind, all out! Bonus! And living beside Cherrywood park where Bray Wheelers play on their CX bikes I knew just where to head, Jumped on the new steed (bike) and rode to the park. Firstly – the bike is stiff, real stiff I thought reading forums that cranks stiffness and feeling that was a load of old cobblers – but no; it’s a thing, every pedal mash resulted in acceleration; I felt like a champion! The gears – what the heck – zero pressure to change – I have a road bike with gears and it’s crap. You could breathe on the shifters on the new bike and you’d be away! Loved it, was shifting just for fun! Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!

Tyres – strange one this; first time on a CX’er the tyres look fat road tyres and like they have little grip – but this isn’t the case – it’s like the bike and tyres laughs in the face of physics – I was heading down some off camber leafy groove in the park and the bike didn’t budge! Hahahah! Unreal, then it started to rain a little and as we all know in the lights it can look a little like snow, it was incredible. I did about 5 laps laughing all the way, and then went home buzzing like a chimp after a mars bar (don’t give a chimp a mars bar).

Happy Christmas everyone – now go get yourself a CX bike – you’ll feel like that child on Christmas morning once again!
Class - now its Christmas (well, not quite - tomorrow at 16.00 will be Christmas). I love the sense of excitement :-) See you on the trails
Great essay Harri could feel your emotion, excitement and delight brilliant in every word my choice for EPIC Award for Literature 2017
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Good man Harri, nothing like a new bike (not that I really know!). Maybe we could start a small training group or join in with Bray. It's now time to start training for the nationals.
thanks all for reading. John Doris - yea you should start training with me, first - slow down, think a little, have a glass of wine. Now, eat some cake. Second - Now you're ready! ha ha!

seriously though - I want to sign up for the B's at the nationals - where's the link?
It is a lot of fun, plus plenty of non racing adventures to be had on a cross bike. Need to make more use of mine, short season for me this year. Time to put the tubs away and get some gravel tyres on.
Nice one Harri! I gotta agree that there is something very cool about CX bikes its gotta be that you can go from tearing along the road one minùte and next you are slipping and sliding all over the place on roots and over grassy off camber humps, it reminds me of knocking around Ticknock on the fully rigid mtb way back when our wrists and ankles was our suspension. I am up for a training spin/session over the xmas if anyone else is up for it. Enjoy the new wheels Harri!
Congrats Harry! There’s nothing like jumping on a new bike to feel excited like a child again! I am spending Christmas here in rainy Dublin, happy to read that Epic passion for two wheels never vanished!
Merry Christmas to everyone,ride safe and enjoy life!
Aw Harri what a fantastic read. It wud make somebody tempted who’s not in any way tempted to buy a cx bike want to buy a cx bike. So happy for u & I hope u have many long happy years on your cx bike. Congratulations, go forth & enjoy every moment on it : )