Even though what I really want to be more than anything else in the whole world is to the greatest most savage hardcore itinerant rock climber in the world..i really love riding my mountainbike..
I can't wait to get to Djouce in the morning and let rip on the trails and have the craic..
the only thing i could imagine being more fun is having a naked sausage wrestling contest with Zena warrior princess, wonder woman and Angelina Jolie..
maybe !
ah feck, I missed part 1 - what happened in part1?
did somebody tape it?
or is 'tape it' too old a term now?
what are the kids calling it - did you Sky-box it? or did you NTL/Chorus-box it? no feck, that's not it - those don't sound hip..
errr....did anybody........rip it? burn it? scorch it?
bollylox, I'm showing my age here....I know there's a rad term for it.....fecked if I can rememeber...feck this - they'll know over on irishgetdownofthathill.com - I'll ask 'turbotommydapimppinner' ....
The best thing about mountainbiking is that it has loads of those moments where everything is locked in to place, the weather, the people , the track and the bike..and everything is just working together..
Sweet is the word i'm looking for..
ah yes..much better than ramming your fingers into a slot of Limestone and praying to jeebus, Hari Krishna and that other lad Mudjihadiin..not to fall screaming to your death !!
or being chased by a naked drunk Beth Ditto with her hands full of custard !!
