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Now that its summer and the insects are biting I've just ordered a few bats on batsRus.com, apparently they they eat midges, mosquitoes and other biting insects in huge numbers. The smallest bat, the Pipistrelles, which will fit on the end of your thumb, can easily consume 3,000 insects in one day. I reckon a few of these bad boys tethered to my helmet will make each ride a joy.
You're an eejit, thats not an indigenous Irish bat, if it escaped and bred with our natural species it would create havoc on oor sensitive ecosystem
Originally posted by Don View Post
I reckon a few of these bad boys tethered to my helmet will make each ride a joy.
Jees, Don.... there are children on this forum...
Originally posted by Pete View Post
You're an eejit, thats not an indigenous Irish bat, if it escaped and bred with our natural species it would create havoc on oor sensitive ecosystem
Pete, I only employ local bats for my anti midge system, the pipistrelle bat is the most abundant bat in Ireland, and the Newtown pipistrelle is the meanest of the lot, I'm all for keeping jobs here!
Originally posted by Don View Post
Pete, I only employ local bats for my anti midge system, the pipistrelle bat is the most abundant bat in Ireland, and the Newtown pipistrelle is the meanest of the lot, I'm all for keeping jobs here!
Rampant protectionism will not solve anything...
Originally posted by voodoofruit View Post
Rampant protectionism will not solve anything...
And abandoning the sinking ship to go and live in the woods with Sasquatch will?
This thread is in the "Freaky Forum" isn't it ......? This sort of nonsense wouldn't be tolerated on MTBIreland......!
makes perfect sense to me
"Newtown locals batty over new anti-midge technology", he'd make the local rag headline for sure....
Running away has been great... Trees don't feel the recession and Sasquatch is an amazing mixed doubles partner, unfortunately he seems to attract bugs and not eat them.
Don...this is the best post ever..I can just picture you going along in Djouce with a big smile on your face and a bunch of tethered tiny black chickens flapping about your head !!
what are you on about bats for, lets face it its impracticle. you may as well just wear one of those beekeeper outfits while cycling:):):)
Originally posted by socky View Post
what are you on about bats for, lets face it its impracticle. you may as well just wear one of those beekeeper outfits while cycling:):):)
Bloody misspelled pessimists!
Now that its summer and the insects are biting I've just ordered a few bats on batsRus.com, apparently they they eat midges, mosquitoes and other biting insects in huge numbers. The smallest bat, the Pipistrelles, which will fit on the end of your thumb, can easily consume 3,000 insects in one day. I reckon a few of these bad boys tethered to my helmet will make each ride a joy.
You're an eejit, thats not an indigenous Irish bat, if it escaped and bred with our natural species it would create havoc on oor sensitive ecosystem
Originally posted by Don View Post
I reckon a few of these bad boys tethered to my helmet will make each ride a joy.
Jees, Don.... there are children on this forum...
Originally posted by Pete View Post
You're an eejit, thats not an indigenous Irish bat, if it escaped and bred with our natural species it would create havoc on oor sensitive ecosystem
Pete, I only employ local bats for my anti midge system, the pipistrelle bat is the most abundant bat in Ireland, and the Newtown pipistrelle is the meanest of the lot, I'm all for keeping jobs here!
Originally posted by Don View Post
Pete, I only employ local bats for my anti midge system, the pipistrelle bat is the most abundant bat in Ireland, and the Newtown pipistrelle is the meanest of the lot, I'm all for keeping jobs here!
Rampant protectionism will not solve anything...
Originally posted by voodoofruit View Post
Rampant protectionism will not solve anything...
And abandoning the sinking ship to go and live in the woods with Sasquatch will?
This thread is in the "Freaky Forum" isn't it ......? This sort of nonsense wouldn't be tolerated on MTBIreland......!
makes perfect sense to me
"Newtown locals batty over new anti-midge technology", he'd make the local rag headline for sure....
Running away has been great... Trees don't feel the recession and Sasquatch is an amazing mixed doubles partner, unfortunately he seems to attract bugs and not eat them.
Don...this is the best post ever..I can just picture you going along in Djouce with a big smile on your face and a bunch of tethered tiny black chickens flapping about your head !!
what are you on about bats for, lets face it its impracticle. you may as well just wear one of those beekeeper outfits while cycling:):):)
Originally posted by socky View Post
what are you on about bats for, lets face it its impracticle. you may as well just wear one of those beekeeper outfits while cycling:):):)
Bloody misspelled pessimists!