What will fall off/break on Lukes bike next

Chain......Oh god I hope it's his chain you'll laugh so much watching him try to fix it.
Here, this betting on my misfortune lark is just wrong!

For the first spin/race in 3 months I just finished without breaking anything! I'm very happy!
Well, I put a hole in the sidewall of a tubeless tyre in your honour, that will have to do. Had a similar run back to the shop to the one you had a couple of months ago (the night of the green goo monster), for similar reasons, albeit about 15 degrees warmer tonight. You can save your bad luck for Thursday's race. ;-)
Luke, I have a spare frame here... I was going to build it up, but don't really see the point.
PM me if you are stuck... It'll just be hung up in my shed for months.
can't believe it went there. Well i can actually I had told him to keep an eye on it when i saw how long the seatpost he was running and the fact i did my viper frame in in exactly the same way after 3 or 4 rides