Lettuce (Lactuca sativa)

What’s the story with it? Why do you get so much of it in salads? Can you have too much lettuce? Can you smoke lettuce? Does any modern culture worship the Lettuce? Does anyone think it tastes like daisy’s?
I'm a big fan of the green stuff, its powerful gear!!
Bow down before the Chiken boorger and the Sirloin Steak you slack jawed Commie pinkoe faggots !!
In relation to carrots... (courtesy of Uncle Monty from Withnail & I):

"I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium"
"There is a certain 'je ne sais quoi' about a firm, young carrot..."
its high time you came out of the closet ..Roo must have one for each of his conquests ?
Squamish's premier sex shop was offering a head of lettuce to it's first 5 customers today... Earthquakes and rocket launches must bring out some king of lettuce frenzy??