Now hold on there, have you seen what they are charging for chips these day, i couldn't believe my eyes, I remember when 30p would get you a bag and a small semi-D!
i certainly do ! ah the old ten shilling notes !! i got 2 for me communion...bought a house..lost it in a game of lives under the gym in the Noggin Tech..
jaysus..that could have actually happened!
feckin forums - wrecking my head even when I'm sleeping....
had this mad dream last night that myself and my girlfriend bought 5 black bears (we were looking to buy a dog but somehow it didn't turn out that way) and we were bringing the feckers for walks up 3 rocks and they kept swiping at bikers - then the lads calling me a boll0x for bringing the bears up there etc...
next I was in Lidl buying food for them but they didn't stock bear food so had to get a load of cat-food and for some reason - a load of cod in breadcrumbs, then the big hairy b*stards wouldn't eat their dinner and started fighting each other and I couldn't break-up the fight, then I woke up cross-eyed and scratching my head at where this crap could have came from...
then I remembered feckin' whathisname below and the "grizzly" at least I think that was it.....I need help....a lot of help.......
Classic! I found myself mulling over a film script in my head yesterday inspired by Byrners Chechnya script, it involved a bunch of irate French truckers burning truck loads of British pork (as they do) when a nearby nuclear power plant blows up, and the truckers become radioactive zombie truckers, that's the name of the film, "Le Trucker Zombies Radioactife", the burning British pork also ends up in their systems giving them an insatiable appetite. I think it's a runner, Shane?
yeah..can we have a couple of former pornstar ladies ( trying to break in to real acting ) as sidekicks and Dario Argentos daughter as the love interest !! she was in my favourite movie of all time XXX...what she can do with a fourposter bed can't be imagined , ye have to see her in action!!