Tonight it is reported that one Alfred Wallace, of 69 ShutYourHole Avenue, Dublin, became ensnared by his own trickery as he attempted to down a naggin of whiskey, whilst in control of a mechanically propelled vehicle on the EPIC club course in the Leadmines.
Our on-the-scene reporter was there to capture the dramatic imagery as the chairman of one of Dublin's most notorious and feared bicycle lap-dancing clubs - EPICBootyShakers - performed a full-torso impact in front of fellow club member Oz MacAnAnyways and XC racing rival Jimmy Osmonde.
Wallace can be seen 'virtually unconscious' in the image below, an anonymous source close to Wallace commented that this was one of the most distressing moments the rider has ever experienced, and that he would be seeking counselling in the very near future.
In similar news, Luke 'Mangler' Smaul destroyed part of his bicycle and then challenged the group to a punch up in the boxing ring, Smaul, a self-confessed handsome-b*stard, was brought to boiling point when a fellow rider commented on his poor bicycle maintenance skills and lack-lustre cycling technique, no comment however, was made on the riders large bottom ...
Our on-the-scene reporter was there to capture the dramatic imagery as the chairman of one of Dublin's most notorious and feared bicycle lap-dancing clubs - EPICBootyShakers - performed a full-torso impact in front of fellow club member Oz MacAnAnyways and XC racing rival Jimmy Osmonde.
Wallace can be seen 'virtually unconscious' in the image below, an anonymous source close to Wallace commented that this was one of the most distressing moments the rider has ever experienced, and that he would be seeking counselling in the very near future.
In similar news, Luke 'Mangler' Smaul destroyed part of his bicycle and then challenged the group to a punch up in the boxing ring, Smaul, a self-confessed handsome-b*stard, was brought to boiling point when a fellow rider commented on his poor bicycle maintenance skills and lack-lustre cycling technique, no comment however, was made on the riders large bottom ...