Van Ranelgh to Newtown?

I have a bit of timber that needs to get from Ranelgh to Newtown, needs a small van, anyone near passing by Ranelgh willing to run it down for me, long shot I know. I'll pay a few bob!
You and your bits of timber from Ranelagh to bloody Wicklow!!!! No can do this time Don stuck here!!!
I can do it over the weekend, if that helps. my van is in Churchtown, as I have to work on another. I'll be swapping back once I'm done...
Poor Stew gets no peace! No Luke, its a big Triangle yoke, 1.5 in height and over 2m wide, thanks for the offer though!
Having a van is a dangerous thing, a bit like having a hanger/shed.
It's a feckin Hangar....
I don't drape skirts on it.....do I?
Anal A, sort this lads spelling.....
Yes you are correct there Don!!!!! I've been driving a van for 10years now and its always "whats your van doing at the weekend,could I borrow it" or "what are you up to this weekend do fancy driving to cork" or "could you just pick up a couple of bits here and drop them there" A feckin suite of furnature,cooker,fridge etc noooooooooooo F!ck off!!!!! this is no way aimed at you Don I just felt like sharing my thoughts but not me Van!
i have a car van..and I could easily tow that sucker behind ..remind me to show you my vans secret weapon !! apart from the stink in it..jeezus I don't know what the fcuk your man had in it before I go it !!