Where do I sign?

Dearest One,

I felt good to write you for a suggestion request which is however not a mandatory but for an investment in your country.

Your profile pushed me to send you this mail, Actually, I am Frank Ryan. 20years old and the only son of my late parents Mr.and Mrs. ryan. My father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a cocoa merchant)who operated in the capital of Ivory
coast during his days.

It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad year on 12th December 2006.Though his sudden death was linked
or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth!

My mother died when I was just 4 years old as my late father,and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on December 12th 2006 he called me behind his bed and told me that he has the sum of Seven million, seven hundred thousand United State
Dollars.(USD$7.700,000) left in one of the Bank here in (NIGERIA).

He further told me that he deposited the money in my name, Now, i have went to the Bank to claim the fund, they told me that i am too young to handle this fund,unless i reach 30years Old before they will release the fund to me. Dear One, i am only 20 years old dont know what to do,i can not wait till i reach 30 years old,do to my late Father reletives are wicked, they may kill me as they kill my father, i am pleading for you to help me stand in the Bank as my foriegn partner to enable them release this money to you, so that i will come over to your peace full country to continue my education while you put the rest of the fund in a
good profitable business investiment.

I am just 20 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do.This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly
regarded.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly help?
(i) to transfer this fund in your account? (ii) To invest it promptly?
2. Can we trust each other? To avoid betrayal at the end?
3. What could be your percentage of the total sum
immediately the transfer is done?

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as
possible.

Thank you so much.

Yours faithful,
Frank Ryan.
I love no. 2 at the end? can we trust each other. thats funny.

this is one I got at the start of the week.

Dear Friend,
I will like to solicit your help in a business proposition, which is by nature very
Confidential and a Top Secret. I know that a transaction of this magnitude will
Make any one worried and apprehensive but I am assuring you not to worry, as all
will be well at the end of this endeavor.
I am Mr. Thomas Opara , Client Service Manager of African Sun Bank, Lagos Nigeria
My Partners and I have decided to seek your help in transfer of some amount of money
requiring maximum confidence from my bank. A foreigner, Late Dr. Girard Sutton
who was oil merchant and contractor with the Federal Government of Nigeria until
he died under a brief illness on the 26th of December 2003 he was a very good
customer with African Sun Bank and had a balance of US$32 million which the bank
now expects his next of kin to claim as the beneficiary.
So far, valuable efforts has been made to get to his people but to no avail, as he
had no known relatives more because he left his next of kin column in his account
opening forms blank and he has no known relatives . Due to this development our
Management and the board of directors are making arrangements for the funds to
be declared unclaimed and paid into the federal government purse. Usually, funds
of this nature end up in the greedy pockets of some politicians due to our corrupt
society.
To avert this negative development my colleagues and I have decided to look for a
reputable person to act as the next of kin to late Dr. Girard Sutton so that the
funds could be processed and released into his account, which is where you come
in. We shall make arrangement with a qualified and reliable attorney that will
represent you in liaising with my bank for inconveniency of you coming to my
country. All legal documents to aid your claim for this fund and to prove your
relationship with the deceased will be provided by us. Your help will be appreciated
with 20% of the total sum (US$6,400,000). Please accept my apologies, keep my
confidence and disregard this letter if you do not appreciate this proposition I have
offered you. Thank you very much for your time. I wait anxiously for your
response.
Yours faithfully,
Thomas Opara
From The Desk of Thomas Opara
Client Service Manager African Sun Bank, Lagos Nigeria Desk.