Me and my knee!

Its really sore, no really..I don't know what i was doing wrong to end up face down in a big ditch with people laughing at me..
I never checked to see what tyres I've had on and even worse I never checked the PSI..
And I'm not sure if i should wear a skirt tonight at the AGM because if I have to keep pulling my trousers down to show people its going to get old quick !!
I think I might have been going too fast for my age too.
Ouch..my jeans are sticking to it now !!
And I can't walk to the kettle to make a cup of Coffee..
I'm miserable and everybodies laughing at me..
You should have heard the moans out of him last night ......! Poor old Alfie had his two testicles up around his tonsils and was bearing up manfully (even if his voice had turned a little falsetto) and the other fella with a lightly scratched knee ....!
"little falsetto" Where are you from? A little high pitched would have done the job, Just cayse you went to private school show off!!! Falsetto me arse!!!!!!!
First you want to go on the non-savage spin, then Aflie decides he wants to ride at the back, then there was lots of talking, I even talked to Ian Keith about work, then Shona got a puncture and Alfie helped, then you fell off your bike, scratched your knee and would not stop talking about it, then Greg got tired going down the boneshaker and had to take a moment, then Alfie crashed, then Harri called Alfie fat and Alfie starting throwing up, then Lynchy started slagging Alfie in the carpark, and you were still talking about your grazed knee....

What the hell has happened to the world.. I reckon hamburgers will start eating people next...
Don't worry RL he is bringing his Bros to me today for me to do his brakes I have my best selection of hammers and chisels polished and ready for action "bangbanggunntergunntersnap...ping" yep thats broke hahahahahaha!!!!
fcuk all of you so called friends..I had to go and make my own coffee and now I'm eatng a whole packet of Chocolate chip Cookies !!
After I eat a whole 20 pack of Johnny Blue !!!
Will somebody please make the pain stop!! its like having a baby only worse !!
Luke - for the record it may actually have been me who was chucking up & I don't recall calling anyone anything, I was at all times trying my best to breathe.

Would some body who works/ lives close too or stalks Mr. Byrne plese bring him some difene, zydol & valium. A combination that would take away anyones pain. . .
Its really sore, no really..I don't know what i was doing wrong to end up face down in a big ditch with people laughing at me..
I never checked to see what tyres I've had on and even worse I never checked the PSI..
And I'm not sure if i should wear a skirt tonight at the AGM because if I have to keep pulling my trousers down to show people its going to get old quick !!
I think I might have been going too fast for my age too.
Ouch..my jeans are sticking to it now !!
And I can't walk to the kettle to make a cup of Coffee..
I'm miserable and everybodies laughing at me..
You should have heard the moans out of him last night ......! Poor old Alfie had his two testicles up around his tonsils and was bearing up manfully (even if his voice had turned a little falsetto) and the other fella with a lightly scratched knee ....!
"little falsetto" Where are you from? A little high pitched would have done the job, Just cayse you went to private school show off!!! Falsetto me arse!!!!!!!
First you want to go on the non-savage spin, then Aflie decides he wants to ride at the back, then there was lots of talking, I even talked to Ian Keith about work, then Shona got a puncture and Alfie helped, then you fell off your bike, scratched your knee and would not stop talking about it, then Greg got tired going down the boneshaker and had to take a moment, then Alfie crashed, then Harri called Alfie fat and Alfie starting throwing up, then Lynchy started slagging Alfie in the carpark, and you were still talking about your grazed knee....

What the hell has happened to the world.. I reckon hamburgers will start eating people next...
Don't worry RL he is bringing his Bros to me today for me to do his brakes I have my best selection of hammers and chisels polished and ready for action "bangbanggunntergunntersnap...ping" yep thats broke hahahahahaha!!!!
fcuk all of you so called friends..I had to go and make my own coffee and now I'm eatng a whole packet of Chocolate chip Cookies !!
After I eat a whole 20 pack of Johnny Blue !!!
Will somebody please make the pain stop!! its like having a baby only worse !!
Luke - for the record it may actually have been me who was chucking up & I don't recall calling anyone anything, I was at all times trying my best to breathe.

Would some body who works/ lives close too or stalks Mr. Byrne plese bring him some difene, zydol & valium. A combination that would take away anyones pain. . .
Its really sore, no really..I don't know what i was doing wrong to end up face down in a big ditch with people laughing at me..
I never checked to see what tyres I've had on and even worse I never checked the PSI..
And I'm not sure if i should wear a skirt tonight at the AGM because if I have to keep pulling my trousers down to show people its going to get old quick !!
I think I might have been going too fast for my age too.
Ouch..my jeans are sticking to it now !!
And I can't walk to the kettle to make a cup of Coffee..
I'm miserable and everybodies laughing at me..
You should have heard the moans out of him last night ......! Poor old Alfie had his two testicles up around his tonsils and was bearing up manfully (even if his voice had turned a little falsetto) and the other fella with a lightly scratched knee ....!
"little falsetto" Where are you from? A little high pitched would have done the job, Just cayse you went to private school show off!!! Falsetto me arse!!!!!!!
First you want to go on the non-savage spin, then Aflie decides he wants to ride at the back, then there was lots of talking, I even talked to Ian Keith about work, then Shona got a puncture and Alfie helped, then you fell off your bike, scratched your knee and would not stop talking about it, then Greg got tired going down the boneshaker and had to take a moment, then Alfie crashed, then Harri called Alfie fat and Alfie starting throwing up, then Lynchy started slagging Alfie in the carpark, and you were still talking about your grazed knee....

What the hell has happened to the world.. I reckon hamburgers will start eating people next...
Don't worry RL he is bringing his Bros to me today for me to do his brakes I have my best selection of hammers and chisels polished and ready for action "bangbanggunntergunntersnap...ping" yep thats broke hahahahahaha!!!!
fcuk all of you so called friends..I had to go and make my own coffee and now I'm eatng a whole packet of Chocolate chip Cookies !!
After I eat a whole 20 pack of Johnny Blue !!!
Will somebody please make the pain stop!! its like having a baby only worse !!
Luke - for the record it may actually have been me who was chucking up & I don't recall calling anyone anything, I was at all times trying my best to breathe.

Would some body who works/ lives close too or stalks Mr. Byrne plese bring him some difene, zydol & valium. A combination that would take away anyones pain. . .