Alans trail bridge

You want to see the state of Alans bridge at the bottom, it is now no more than a random pile of sticks, there is also a new river just before it that came from no where. Alan, get back up there and fix that thing, isn't there a rule that if you build it you must maintain it? Get the finger out!

Yeah get the finger out Basil Flutey..when was the last time you did something we liked !

That would have been Sept 2000, when I moved to England. You've disapproved of everything I've done since.

Bridge was fine until the first time we brought Sham over it, poor thing just wasn't designed with that sort of payload in mind.

Suppose I'd better get the finger out as Don says. Does anyone have a pallet that survived Hallowe'en?

i can assist you there..I have a fine couple here !

Good man Alan, we love you!

Damned shame I gave Coillte back those keys. I now face a long walk dragging a pallet or two. Might visit Superquinn to "borrow" a trolley to make it easier.

Alan - while you're at it .... could you smoothen the whole thing out a bit, remove all those slippy roots, make it a little bit less steep (actually quite a lot less steep!) and certainly avoid any requirement for riding over slimy wooden palletts ... please? Drive past Ballinastoe on the way .... you'll get the idea!!!

There goes any award you might have been in line for tonight Richard, blasphemy!

jesus wept !!