Tip of the Day!

Inspired by Gerry I think we should all share tips that we have learned over the years.

My tip is this.
Just come off Camaderry? Firstly, shame on you, secondly dunk your bike in the river to get it sparkly clean, then hop in yourself, up to the knees, bingo, you legs and shoes are now like new. No messing about when you get home!
The Rogan approach was more entertaining. Jump the bike into the river. None of this getting off and lowering it in and then following. All in together. Forget you're clipped in, almost drown, get out somehow. Repeat whole experience when you realise the photographer mistimed it on the first go.
heres a tip that got me home on the road from Glen of The dreary tonight when my freehub went..
two zip ties through the cassete and attached securely to the spokes...why would any flute ride a fixie!!