CX Bike?

I can hear the mockery already, but does anyone have a lend of a Cyclocross bike for the weekend? Size 54 or 56 would do. Or any size at all that I can get my leg over. Will return it virtually unused.

Sean
Yes Sean, You can have mine, as I have a chesty cough since yesterday, And wont be raacing saint Annes, I was going to pm you in private, But im an out and proud cyclocrosser.
i have to see this!!! oh jaysus the slagging. feck that cyclocross business anyway and come ride some jumps
We will see who is laughing when you jumps a full of little skinny tyre marks, and foot prints, and flem.
oh thats fighting talk. we'll see who's all lip then your covered in lycra and riding one of those ******* bikes..