Well I didn't spill any drinks, or leave muck or biscuits in your car but I did leave an empty bottle of Powerade in it, it had the lid on though! Sorry..
Don't mind that, there were various bits of rubbish people put in carefully, that's not a problem. It's the mud up the inside of the door and the greasy McDonaldsy handprint on the windscreen I object to. And the manky faux-strawberry smelling liquid which now adorns the dashboard.
Alan, have you been watching the news? Cheer up, life is too short, be grateful you have a car, a nice bike, mates to travel with and plentiful food and bickies to scatter around.
Today is meant to be the most depressing day of the year by the way.
Don't mind that, there were various bits of rubbish people put in carefully, that's not a problem. It's the mud up the inside of the door and the greasy McDonaldsy handprint on the windscreen I object to. And the manky faux-strawberry smelling liquid which now adorns the dashboard.
Blame mr roche for the handprint and as for the strawberry crap i hate anything other then water so im off the hook hehe