A poem about Mountainbiking

Cop on to yourselves, ye flutes!! the state of you expecting something like that !!

I was just wondering how much wine you drink on a monday evening....

Monday is a recovery day!

I have a poem..

I am so fast they ask my why,
It's simple my friends, 25psi.

How does starting with Alfie sound to you in the Club league this year ?

Great it gets better ..... Don's starting with Alfie at 7.08pm ...... just ahead of Smithers at 7.10pm!!

Yeh and Just behind you Rickity at 7.09!!!

is that active recovery?

There was this poor lad who joined epic
His mtb skills were patethic
Till coach byrne and his gang gave him his yang
Off the brakes my man youl get better with age
Now hes off to the Mega to pedal with rage.

That is scary Karl...drop in to John Boorman, he's bound to know the right people to 'discover you'.:)