Mechanic

Is any one in the club a mechanic - or has anyone got a good one, in a way this is mtb related - I can't get out there without the car, anyway, the yoke is sitting outside the house half-dead. . . It will need a tow or be fixed right there, all help is appreciated. thanks.
Sure is - the thing is alarming by itself, wont start, loads of freaky noises!
Thanks Steve - hopefully we'll get this sorted!
Hail Steve !!! feckin Alternator went !!! luckily Steve hooked me up with a grade A mechanic !!
I should be back in action tomorrow !!! can you believe Carols car is off the road as well!!
Steve's getting my yoke back into action tonight! Rock and roll, that's great!
Sort off, it is making a scary sound on start-up and is with the mechanics, it only makes it on startup, for 10 seconds, after 12 hours idle, so is not easy to pinpoint!
Best of luck with it, it really is car-feck-up season. . . strange. . .
OK, seems its a belt tensioner, God bless the UK three year warranty!