The Gauntlet will be thrown down my Mr Robin Seymour this week regarding the Team Relay in Slade next Saturday, unfortunately due to my involvement with the XC Development Squad i can't make it, but it wouldn't do any harm for us to show Mr XTC T Benchcut that we will rise to his challenge..!
3 people on a team , i did it 2 years ago with Oscar and what can only be described as a total bag of ****e by the name of Gonad or Felix or Fruitbat Cheeseburger from MAD..it was a clever move on the Green WindowLickers to Sabotage me and Ozs dream team..
mind you, they'll never find the cupid stunts body..though something tells me they won't be bothered !
it is a bit of craic and its the only event of its kind in the Calender..you'll only be actually racing for 15 Minutes !! unless you get stuck with a feckin walleyed gickstabber like we did who took 45 minutes to get around his one lap !!
I admit I had a moment of benevolence that allowed me to take the feckin slimemould on to our team, we were stuck because either Luke or Rossco let us down, I get them mixed up as one has a wobbily head and the other has a wobbily arse !!
listen..its a chain reaction thing with you Nancys and as you outnumber Golden gods like me, you are always going to affect things like the weather and the stockmarket..
Once one of you ejaculates a furtive hope the rest of the Nancy windowlickers start thinking , yeah I hope its going to be nice I really hope so..its the hoping that draws down the bad juju..
then they get a facebook page going saying I hope its going to be nice on Sunday, I hope I'm going to get to have a cuddle tonight..
then when it doesn;t happen you text each other saying it wasnt meant to be and ah well maybe next time..
You should be like me and dare God to make it rain , and if it doesn't you will know he chickened out and if it does then you can take off all your clothes and race in the nip just to prove you don't care !! Hope is for losers , do something about it, I'm off out somewhere later to find a virgin to sacrifice just to make sure it doesn;t rain !! either that or find a spaceship that can zap the Clouds away fro Sunday...one way or the other I won't be hoping anything !!
hey richie the anti baggie share of knobs on mtb ireland are giving epic some lash some knob jockey called asa ,
he needs a belt of a stocking of shi#e, if i was in epic i wouldn't take what this knob is saying lying down
its allright John, Asa is grand, I was taking the piss out of him and Bob up in Djouce today , its all good, hes just winding us up ! its about time there was some craic on over there in fairness..myself and the members of Team Worc are all pals !! Its a golden age we're entering here John ..a golden Age, enjoy it !!
I can't retaliate as I'm banned off it...you'll get banned too if you're not careful !!
I'll have to concede this one to Bob Benchcut and Asa as I am recruiting Alfie and Damo on to my Cycling Ireland Development Camp for the day, which is a far more important job.
So unless theres a few other savages who want to put a team together ,then those two fat losers win this one !!
I will undoubtably get some reverse heckling next Sunday from them!!
Richie
I have no idea who this Seymour lad is that you speak of but Team Big Ring from Mad will be reforming in some form or another and pedalling our ample-yet-lightning-fast arses around Slade and intend to vanquish all* opposition.
You flutes don't stand a chance......
The Gauntlet will be thrown down my Mr Robin Seymour this week regarding the Team Relay in Slade next Saturday, unfortunately due to my involvement with the XC Development Squad i can't make it, but it wouldn't do any harm for us to show Mr XTC T Benchcut that we will rise to his challenge..!
3 people on a team , i did it 2 years ago with Oscar and what can only be described as a total bag of ****e by the name of Gonad or Felix or Fruitbat Cheeseburger from MAD..it was a clever move on the Green WindowLickers to Sabotage me and Ozs dream team..
mind you, they'll never find the cupid stunts body..though something tells me they won't be bothered !
it is a bit of craic and its the only event of its kind in the Calender..you'll only be actually racing for 15 Minutes !! unless you get stuck with a feckin walleyed gickstabber like we did who took 45 minutes to get around his one lap !!
I admit I had a moment of benevolence that allowed me to take the feckin slimemould on to our team, we were stuck because either Luke or Rossco let us down, I get them mixed up as one has a wobbily head and the other has a wobbily arse !!
listen..its a chain reaction thing with you Nancys and as you outnumber Golden gods like me, you are always going to affect things like the weather and the stockmarket..
Once one of you ejaculates a furtive hope the rest of the Nancy windowlickers start thinking , yeah I hope its going to be nice I really hope so..its the hoping that draws down the bad juju..
then they get a facebook page going saying I hope its going to be nice on Sunday, I hope I'm going to get to have a cuddle tonight..
then when it doesn;t happen you text each other saying it wasnt meant to be and ah well maybe next time..
You should be like me and dare God to make it rain , and if it doesn't you will know he chickened out and if it does then you can take off all your clothes and race in the nip just to prove you don't care !! Hope is for losers , do something about it, I'm off out somewhere later to find a virgin to sacrifice just to make sure it doesn;t rain !! either that or find a spaceship that can zap the Clouds away fro Sunday...one way or the other I won't be hoping anything !!
hey richie the anti baggie share of knobs on mtb ireland are giving epic some lash some knob jockey called asa ,
he needs a belt of a stocking of shi#e, if i was in epic i wouldn't take what this knob is saying lying down
its allright John, Asa is grand, I was taking the piss out of him and Bob up in Djouce today , its all good, hes just winding us up ! its about time there was some craic on over there in fairness..myself and the members of Team Worc are all pals !! Its a golden age we're entering here John ..a golden Age, enjoy it !!
I can't retaliate as I'm banned off it...you'll get banned too if you're not careful !!
I'll have to concede this one to Bob Benchcut and Asa as I am recruiting Alfie and Damo on to my Cycling Ireland Development Camp for the day, which is a far more important job.
So unless theres a few other savages who want to put a team together ,then those two fat losers win this one !!
I will undoubtably get some reverse heckling next Sunday from them!!
Richie
I have no idea who this Seymour lad is that you speak of but Team Big Ring from Mad will be reforming in some form or another and pedalling our ample-yet-lightning-fast arses around Slade and intend to vanquish all* opposition.
You flutes don't stand a chance......