Friday 28th May guiding Ticknock 10.00am

Will you write a sicknote to get me out of work so i can go on these things, I want to be deadly !
sure..I am a Doctor of MTB, you know..i can give you a note !
" Dear loser Boss Man, its in your best interest to give Dave the day off so he can be deadly, after all, a happy worker is a productive worker and theres no happier occupation than having the craic up the mountains with Richie Byrne, the Mountainbike God "

You can print that off and put $50 in my Bank, its the First national bank of Gonnorhea, Chechnya, somewhere unpronounceable !