Blast nostalgia

Anyone else suffering from this? I can’t believe we have to wait another year for this to come around again....I keep remembering funny incidents, like the chap who told me he crashed on the second jump on the Mattock expressway, went up Daffyds trail, missed the turn to the patio and ended up back on the Expressway at the same jump again, he was so bewildered, he thought he was in Groundhog day...classic.

hmmm that sounds quite familiar, thought id do a few extra laps of the top section....made sense at the time

you should have told me you did that Earl,, i'd have given you a prize..thats brilliant

There's quiet a few who done it includng myself didnt go to far before I REALISED MY MISTAKE. some eejit had ran through the warning tape and it looked like the way to go.The next time I,m going on a reccy before I attempt another course.

Apparently there was a lot of cheating, but next time we'll be marshalling these spots and heftier measure emplyed to prevent such scurrilous behavior

I must confess to skipping Fergals section on the Blast itself, I was all set to bate on in but it was full of writhing, crashed riders, it looked like an MTB stew, there was no way through.

that's shocking Don - I had designed it solely with your skills in mind!!!
I saw a rake of lads skipping it durin gthe Blast as it was after getting real messy with those evil roots on the far side of the jump but I said feck it, it's my baby,
so I rode it and of course slithered-off those roots I was fearing and landed in a heap but that just brought me down to earth with the rest of you muddy-bottomed mortals

i saw you Earl looking so confused! we were pushing up and you looked all in lather saying that you'd already done those jumps!
i have to admit to skipping fergals section too, too many people ending up in a heap.

Next year there won't be any possible way to avoid them..you people are missing the point..shame on you..

In my first heat the fellow ahead of me just went straite threw torn tape and i just turned and rolled onto the fireroad. A few people around were laughing there heads off at him

in future these miscreants should be pushed off their bikes by the spectators, their pants removed and their shoes stolen..no excuses...
The person who collects the most pants and shoes..will be named King or Queen of The Blast..and the pantless shoeless ones will be paraded in front of the finishers..
need i say more !!

let's have their guts for garters as my mammy says

i'm off out to Dons house tomorrow night to sing " faeiries in Boots" outside his house..I will be in the nip and painted scarlet..
Saturday I will be outside Clos bijou townhouse..i will be naked except for a bunch of grapes where it matters , and i will be singing " Gay bar"
you have only yourselves to blame..

Don, lock up your children
Clo, lock up your kittens

I'm inviting all my Newtown mates over, they have been waiting for a scarlet naked guy for years to vent some issues.

Richie, do you do requests, like "Get off my Petunias!".

Anyone else suffering from this? I can’t believe we have to wait another year for this to come around again....I keep remembering funny incidents, like the chap who told me he crashed on the second jump on the Mattock expressway, went up Daffyds trail, missed the turn to the patio and ended up back on the Expressway at the same jump again, he was so bewildered, he thought he was in Groundhog day...classic.

hmmm that sounds quite familiar, thought id do a few extra laps of the top section....made sense at the time

you should have told me you did that Earl,, i'd have given you a prize..thats brilliant

There's quiet a few who done it includng myself didnt go to far before I REALISED MY MISTAKE. some eejit had ran through the warning tape and it looked like the way to go.The next time I,m going on a reccy before I attempt another course.

Apparently there was a lot of cheating, but next time we'll be marshalling these spots and heftier measure emplyed to prevent such scurrilous behavior

I must confess to skipping Fergals section on the Blast itself, I was all set to bate on in but it was full of writhing, crashed riders, it looked like an MTB stew, there was no way through.

that's shocking Don - I had designed it solely with your skills in mind!!!
I saw a rake of lads skipping it durin gthe Blast as it was after getting real messy with those evil roots on the far side of the jump but I said feck it, it's my baby,
so I rode it and of course slithered-off those roots I was fearing and landed in a heap but that just brought me down to earth with the rest of you muddy-bottomed mortals

i saw you Earl looking so confused! we were pushing up and you looked all in lather saying that you'd already done those jumps!
i have to admit to skipping fergals section too, too many people ending up in a heap.

Next year there won't be any possible way to avoid them..you people are missing the point..shame on you..

In my first heat the fellow ahead of me just went straite threw torn tape and i just turned and rolled onto the fireroad. A few people around were laughing there heads off at him

in future these miscreants should be pushed off their bikes by the spectators, their pants removed and their shoes stolen..no excuses...
The person who collects the most pants and shoes..will be named King or Queen of The Blast..and the pantless shoeless ones will be paraded in front of the finishers..
need i say more !!

let's have their guts for garters as my mammy says

i'm off out to Dons house tomorrow night to sing " faeiries in Boots" outside his house..I will be in the nip and painted scarlet..
Saturday I will be outside Clos bijou townhouse..i will be naked except for a bunch of grapes where it matters , and i will be singing " Gay bar"
you have only yourselves to blame..

Don, lock up your children
Clo, lock up your kittens

I'm inviting all my Newtown mates over, they have been waiting for a scarlet naked guy for years to vent some issues.

Richie, do you do requests, like "Get off my Petunias!".