Hello..
Greetings from EPICmtbs XC or Death Squad.. I'm Richie Byrne..I am the Leader of this band of Lunatics..we are not XC and We are not Dh ..but we do XC on All Mountain Bikes from now till Christmas..and we will be doing DH on the same bikes.
We are looking for members because some people just can't hack the pace !!
You don't even need an all mountain bike actually , you just have to be prepared to do stupid stuff on an XC bike and not whinge about it afterwards.
So if you want to ride with me and Alfie , drink hard, pick up scars, take the piss out of everybody, then let me know..
at the moment the Squad is a bit depleted due to some limp wristed behaviour but if you are hard and intermittently mental we want you !
Myself and the Xc or Death Squad are going to the mega Avalanche next year in Smithers camper..and we will need a Cameraman so think about that one !
Anyway you don't have to be a member of EPIC to be in the XCOD Squad..you just have to want to be an animal on the bike, drink till you fall down, leer constantly at women ( or men, I would love to have a member from all the minorities !!)
We don't want non drinkers and pasta weighers..what we really want is Fit downhillers or Insane Xc riders..we don't want people with Mudgaurds or saddle bags ! Tattoos and piercings are a must..facial hair will get you free membership !!
in the lead up to this years EPIC Blast we will be running XCOD Boot camps !! there will be seminars on different things like outrageous passing manoevers with XCOD Founder Mr Happy Fairy,
how to swim in the nip in the depths of Winter with Brendan and Doris ( they really do !!)
Aaaagh, all this all mountain stuff is driving me mad. Cube are only back from hols today. It will be weeks before I get sorted. I'll be back ! eventually.
nice one max u looney.
most sane people would go home if they had no saddle, even roo went home after he broke his!!, so u are madder than roo. o dear, I want out already!
I fall short on most of the criteria but every band of loonies needs someone sensible to call the paramedics and deal with the solicitors, count me in!
Newsflash !! I mean !!
Ballyhoura in November will see the XCODs first Official training camp !! Get training..only the cream of EPIC will be there !! apparently theres a dinky little Pub ..our first mission will be too drink it dry !!
I'll be flying in Club Tattooist Jay from the UK http://www.myspace.com/jaystats those of you who don't want to get the tattoo or the Brand will have to wear a pink Tutu on spins !!
Ye Ha... about time the lonely plight of the hard core AM rider was highlighted.. Oh the pleasure of grinding up them mountain's on a big bike and the pain of descending back down only to do it all again.. I love it
Hello..
Greetings from EPICmtbs XC or Death Squad.. I'm Richie Byrne..I am the Leader of this band of Lunatics..we are not XC and We are not Dh ..but we do XC on All Mountain Bikes from now till Christmas..and we will be doing DH on the same bikes.
We are looking for members because some people just can't hack the pace !!
You don't even need an all mountain bike actually , you just have to be prepared to do stupid stuff on an XC bike and not whinge about it afterwards.
So if you want to ride with me and Alfie , drink hard, pick up scars, take the piss out of everybody, then let me know..
at the moment the Squad is a bit depleted due to some limp wristed behaviour but if you are hard and intermittently mental we want you !
Myself and the Xc or Death Squad are going to the mega Avalanche next year in Smithers camper..and we will need a Cameraman so think about that one !
Anyway you don't have to be a member of EPIC to be in the XCOD Squad..you just have to want to be an animal on the bike, drink till you fall down, leer constantly at women ( or men, I would love to have a member from all the minorities !!)
We don't want non drinkers and pasta weighers..what we really want is Fit downhillers or Insane Xc riders..we don't want people with Mudgaurds or saddle bags ! Tattoos and piercings are a must..facial hair will get you free membership !!
in the lead up to this years EPIC Blast we will be running XCOD Boot camps !! there will be seminars on different things like outrageous passing manoevers with XCOD Founder Mr Happy Fairy,
how to swim in the nip in the depths of Winter with Brendan and Doris ( they really do !!)
Aaaagh, all this all mountain stuff is driving me mad. Cube are only back from hols today. It will be weeks before I get sorted. I'll be back ! eventually.
nice one max u looney.
most sane people would go home if they had no saddle, even roo went home after he broke his!!, so u are madder than roo. o dear, I want out already!
I fall short on most of the criteria but every band of loonies needs someone sensible to call the paramedics and deal with the solicitors, count me in!
Newsflash !! I mean !!
Ballyhoura in November will see the XCODs first Official training camp !! Get training..only the cream of EPIC will be there !! apparently theres a dinky little Pub ..our first mission will be too drink it dry !!
I'll be flying in Club Tattooist Jay from the UK http://www.myspace.com/jaystats those of you who don't want to get the tattoo or the Brand will have to wear a pink Tutu on spins !!
Ye Ha... about time the lonely plight of the hard core AM rider was highlighted.. Oh the pleasure of grinding up them mountain's on a big bike and the pain of descending back down only to do it all again.. I love it