I leave you guys to mind the place for a week and I come back to a freaking monsoon, the country is bankrupt, AIB is fooked and Killian has stormed the Govt buildings.
I've disconnected the TV and Sky box and am not watching any more news or repeats of Prisoners Ice Truckers on Ice. For real, I'm tired of that sh!t box bringing bad vibes into my house.
Let me recommend Italy, the climate is lovely, the people, food and ice cream are delightful and they are not preoccupied by the doom and gloom. It was a real pleasure.
I was also there for the LâEroica road race which is just brilliant. Think road clunkers.
I was just about to start a thread ......"Where the **** is Don?" Welcome back!
It's worse than you think Don - in your absence Richie's got a job selling prams and himself and Smithers have had a tiff and aren't talking to each other! Terry's hurt his bum (again) and Micky took lots of notable scalps at the Marathon Champs!! If I think of anything else I'll post later .......
shut up Richard, ye thickie..Smithers and me are still best of mates..you upset him by constantly going around stuff and talking when you should be pedalling..
I am going to work for the Emperor of Cycling..but I bet if I was riding a pram, i'd still kick your sorry arses !
Good to have you back Don..all you missed was drivel followed by media lies and Fine gael being ****ing eejits..
On the plus side, I got a deadly job with Eurocycles, The weather is deadly for Mountainbiking, its still warm, the Country is still beautiful, we are all still able to laugh and get drunk, most of us are having deadly sex with someone else and if your not have deadly sex with yourself, Music is still brilliant whether you listen to Jazz or Slayer or the Cowboy Junkies, The Simpsons is still deadly and Stephen Fry is as witty as ever, Fawlty Towers and Father Ted still make us laugh. The Grand Canyon and Powerscourt waterfall still endure and make us gasp. theres definitely life on other Planets, Islam is still the best religion on Earth when interpreted properly, the same with Socialism, though if you tweak Capitalism just right, it would be deadly too. People are still rescuing children from burning buildings and firemen still rescue cats. People are still giving to charity and we all still love our kids and our Mums.
Ice Cream and Chocolate are still lovely, like steak and chips and messy pizza. A woman in tight jeans will always make you smile, princess Leia in her Goldy bikini is always going to give you the Horn, skidding will never go out of fashion, the buzz after 2 beers is still deadly. Smiles cost nothing and Art never stops making you think. People are getting better after being sick, junkies are rehabilitating , the list of good s hit goes on..
When the Orghasm or the scratch of an itch stops being a pleasure or the joy of a fart loudly expressed stops being funny..then we are ****ed !
So stop ****ing whinging and get on with it !!!!!
Man am I sick of the Doom and Gloom !!
shut up Richard, ye thickie..Smithers and me are still best of mates..you upset him by constantly going around stuff and talking when you should be pedalling..
I am going to work for the Emperor of Cycling..but I bet if I was riding a pram, i'd still kick your sorry arses !
Good to have you back Don..all you missed was drivel followed by media lies and Fine gael being ****ing eejits..
On the plus side, I got a deadly job with Eurocycles, The weather is deadly for Mountainbiking, its still warm, the Country is still beautiful, we are all still able to laugh and get drunk, most of us are having deadly sex with someone else and if your not have deadly sex with yourself, Music is still brilliant whether you listen to Jazz or Slayer or the Cowboy Junkies, The Simpsons is still deadly and Stephen Fry is as witty as ever, Fawlty Towers and Father Ted still make us laugh. The Grand Canyon and Powerscourt waterfall still endure and make us gasp. theres definitely life on other Planets, Islam is still the best religion on Earth when interpreted properly, the same with Socialism, though if you tweak Capitalism just right, it would be deadly too. People are still rescuing children from burning buildings and firemen still rescue cats. People are still giving to charity and we all still love our kids and our Mums.
Ice Cream and Chocolate are still lovely, like steak and chips and messy pizza. A woman in tight jeans will always make you smile, princess Leia in her Goldy bikini is always going to give you the Horn, skidding will never go out of fashion, the buzz after 2 beers is still deadly. Smiles cost nothing and Art never stops making you think. People are getting better after being sick, junkies are rehabilitating , the list of good s hit goes on..
When the Orghasm or the scratch of an itch stops being a pleasure or the joy of a fart loudly expressed stops being funny..then we are ****ed !
So stop ****ing whinging and get on with it !!!!!
Man am I sick of the Doom and Gloom !!
Fcuking brilliant, why is that tool Dave Fanning touting that other flute Bono as the greatest ever Irish person.....fcuking gimp, when it should be Richie Byrne going toe to toe with John Hume and Mary"Big Bird"Robinson!
shut up Richard, ye thickie..Smithers and me are still best of mates..you upset him by constantly going around stuff and talking when you should be pedalling..
I am going to work for the Emperor of Cycling..but I bet if I was riding a pram, i'd still kick your sorry arses !
Good to have you back Don..all you missed was drivel followed by media lies and Fine gael being ****ing eejits..
On the plus side, I got a deadly job with Eurocycles, The weather is deadly for Mountainbiking, its still warm, the Country is still beautiful, we are all still able to laugh and get drunk, most of us are having deadly sex with someone else and if your not have deadly sex with yourself, Music is still brilliant whether you listen to Jazz or Slayer or the Cowboy Junkies, The Simpsons is still deadly and Stephen Fry is as witty as ever, Fawlty Towers and Father Ted still make us laugh. The Grand Canyon and Powerscourt waterfall still endure and make us gasp. theres definitely life on other Planets, Islam is still the best religion on Earth when interpreted properly, the same with Socialism, though if you tweak Capitalism just right, it would be deadly too. People are still rescuing children from burning buildings and firemen still rescue cats. People are still giving to charity and we all still love our kids and our Mums.
Ice Cream and Chocolate are still lovely, like steak and chips and messy pizza. A woman in tight jeans will always make you smile, princess Leia in her Goldy bikini is always going to give you the Horn, skidding will never go out of fashion, the buzz after 2 beers is still deadly. Smiles cost nothing and Art never stops making you think. People are getting better after being sick, junkies are rehabilitating , the list of good s hit goes on..
When the Orghasm or the scratch of an itch stops being a pleasure or the joy of a fart loudly expressed stops being funny..then we are ****ed !
So stop ****ing whinging and get on with it !!!!!
Man am I sick of the Doom and Gloom !!
Fcuking brilliant, why is that tool Dave Fanning touting that other flute Bono as the greatest ever Irish person.....fcuking gimp, when it should be Richie Byrne going toe to toe with John Hume and Mary"Big Bird"Robinson!
thanks Culch..
I've been here a while ..
When I was born they thought Kennedy was going to Nuke Moscow..
I grew up with shillings and two types of cheese..white and yellow. Nobody had a car and if they did it was an Austin 1100 or a Morris Minor..unless you were really flash and had a Fiat 128 !!
So I remember decades of ****..I didn't learn the Alphabet till I was in secondary school !
I didn't figure out what a condom was till I was 16 and the idea of it freaked me out completely !!
I joined the Army at 18 and saw things no human being should ever see ! in Dublin !!!!!
i was a Postman, a builders labourer , a Canoeing instructor , i made sanitary towels and wooden pipes for smoking ! I had short stories published and I taught people with no legs how to swim and I once saved a gay man from being beaten to death, I've been stabbed, shot at and more than once I've been kicked in the bollocks...
i have saved 3 people lives that I know of , unfortunately one of them died later !
and my Motorbike was used to shoot The General !!
Its fair to say I have enough experience to lead the Country !!
however..
i've also done some despicable things !! and theres no way i'll repeat them and as most of my friends from the 70's are dead, in Mountjoy or incomphrehensible !! I'm safe to vote for !!
HHHHAHahahahahahahahahahahaha !!
shut up Richard, ye thickie..Smithers and me are still best of mates..you upset him by constantly going around stuff and talking when you should be pedalling..
I am going to work for the Emperor of Cycling..but I bet if I was riding a pram, i'd still kick your sorry arses !
Good to have you back Don..all you missed was drivel followed by media lies and Fine gael being ****ing eejits..
On the plus side, I got a deadly job with Eurocycles, The weather is deadly for Mountainbiking, its still warm, the Country is still beautiful, we are all still able to laugh and get drunk, most of us are having deadly sex with someone else and if your not have deadly sex with yourself, Music is still brilliant whether you listen to Jazz or Slayer or the Cowboy Junkies, The Simpsons is still deadly and Stephen Fry is as witty as ever, Fawlty Towers and Father Ted still make us laugh. The Grand Canyon and Powerscourt waterfall still endure and make us gasp. theres definitely life on other Planets, Islam is still the best religion on Earth when interpreted properly, the same with Socialism, though if you tweak Capitalism just right, it would be deadly too. People are still rescuing children from burning buildings and firemen still rescue cats. People are still giving to charity and we all still love our kids and our Mums.
Ice Cream and Chocolate are still lovely, like steak and chips and messy pizza. A woman in tight jeans will always make you smile, princess Leia in her Goldy bikini is always going to give you the Horn, skidding will never go out of fashion, the buzz after 2 beers is still deadly. Smiles cost nothing and Art never stops making you think. People are getting better after being sick, junkies are rehabilitating , the list of good s hit goes on..
When the Orghasm or the scratch of an itch stops being a pleasure or the joy of a fart loudly expressed stops being funny..then we are ****ed !
So stop ****ing whinging and get on with it !!!!!
Man am I sick of the Doom and Gloom !!