Eurocycles 1 - Robbing bastich 0

So today at Eurocycles HQ a punter asked for a test ride in the car park and took off down the long mile road !!
Shane alerted the pursuit person who promptly gave chase on foot, meanwhile Shane grabbed the nearest bike and legged it after me..
the punter collided most unfortunately with Shane, I re commandeered the bicycle, gave a stern warning to the thief and off we went back to the Shop !
Exciting stuff !!

just a stern warning? i would have beet the snot out of him but then im not trying to run a business :)

A 'stern warning' from Richie usually means you can just about walk away with all your limbs intact..

haha right too, although being able to walk away after doing that is bit generous though, you call the gaurds on him?

You have to admire people's balls though don't you.


Hang on, that doesn't sound right...... hmmmmmm I'm admiring your balls right now, sugar tits

I hope the 'stern warning' was very satisfying ! Never any need to call the gaurds after a 'stern warning' ha ha. Nice one well done

well if he had tried to rob me he would have walked away with something, one of my boots...............just the one :):)

He was waving at his two mates in a car in the car park of Aldi with me running behind him like a Terminator , Shane galloping after him on a roadbike with some of the wrapping still on it , shouting " I got the bike, I got the bike "
Ah justice..
of course I only gave him a stern warning, half the Country was watching the drama from there cars on the Long Mile !!
very feckin funny though !
it was a €1400 Hybrid of all things !!

Beat of all was his growl " look what you did to me " not a scratch on the unlucky fool !

you're a legend young lad !! I'm still laughing at him..I'd say he was thinking to himself " them losers will never catch me !!
He was nearly crying when I took the bike off him !!

He was probably attracted to Eurocycles by your ad. The one with the Wolfe Tones. Makes me proud to be Irish, that ad.

Still, nice work for catching the little scrote.

hey Alan, he was about your age and that Ad...its awful but catchy !

Fair Fecks to you both


What a ******* !

Bringing back caning would sort out characters like this.

I wonder is it on security camera somewhere? maybe Aldi would give you a copy.