Free dream bikes to all!

I have my Euro millions ticket and I'm feeling lucky.

I won't forget all you little people and I promise to buy every current EPIC member their dream bike.

Place your orders here, if you're not in you can't win!

T&C's apply
29'ers excluded, no gold plated or diamond encrusted bikes, no bikes with Panaracers, pedals not included.
Wahooo!
Don I wish you the very best of luck with your luck lotto quest. Throwing around all that good karma has got to stand to you.
Fine choices people! Keep them coming, if I win and you're not on list you'll be sick as a parrot when we go wooshing by on our dream bikes, while you slidder around on your mangy old jalopies.
I can't decide between a specialized s-works epic, or a yeti ASR 5....

mind you, I'm not an epic member... I'll have to keep dreaming so.
I had to draw a line Stew or this could get expensive. I'll get my PA to talk to one of my accountants and see what I can do.
I'll have a Cannondale Rize, with Hollowgram Si cranks, Industry 9 Enduro / ZTR Arch wheels and a full X0 drivetrain....

Oh wait a minute... I already have one of those..

Okay, I want a Cannondale Flash Carbon, full XX groupset, Hollowgram Si SL XX cranks, Lefty Speed carbon DLR 110, Industry 9 Ultralite ZTR Crest wheels..

No stop.. I have one of those as well...

Let's try again, I'll have a Cannondale Carbon Rush... Hollowgram Si SL XX cranks, Lefty Speed Carbon DLR, full X0 groupset, custom colour Industry 9 ZTR 355 wheels...

Ah forget about it.....
Don,

Ill have one of those New Yeti SB66'zzz....I've not decided on the colour yet.Also if you could attach as much of that KCNC fancy lightweight ****e as possible that would be lovely!!!

Ill collect it at Xmas from ya!!

Best of luck now!!
I have my Euro millions ticket and I'm feeling lucky.

I won't forget all you little people and I promise to buy every current EPIC member their dream bike.

Place your orders here, if you're not in you can't win!

T&C's apply
29'ers excluded, no gold plated or diamond encrusted bikes, no bikes with Panaracers, pedals not included.
Wahooo!
Don I wish you the very best of luck with your luck lotto quest. Throwing around all that good karma has got to stand to you.
Fine choices people! Keep them coming, if I win and you're not on list you'll be sick as a parrot when we go wooshing by on our dream bikes, while you slidder around on your mangy old jalopies.
I can't decide between a specialized s-works epic, or a yeti ASR 5....

mind you, I'm not an epic member... I'll have to keep dreaming so.
I had to draw a line Stew or this could get expensive. I'll get my PA to talk to one of my accountants and see what I can do.
I'll have a Cannondale Rize, with Hollowgram Si cranks, Industry 9 Enduro / ZTR Arch wheels and a full X0 drivetrain....

Oh wait a minute... I already have one of those..

Okay, I want a Cannondale Flash Carbon, full XX groupset, Hollowgram Si SL XX cranks, Lefty Speed carbon DLR 110, Industry 9 Ultralite ZTR Crest wheels..

No stop.. I have one of those as well...

Let's try again, I'll have a Cannondale Carbon Rush... Hollowgram Si SL XX cranks, Lefty Speed Carbon DLR, full X0 groupset, custom colour Industry 9 ZTR 355 wheels...

Ah forget about it.....
Don,

Ill have one of those New Yeti SB66'zzz....I've not decided on the colour yet.Also if you could attach as much of that KCNC fancy lightweight ****e as possible that would be lovely!!!

Ill collect it at Xmas from ya!!

Best of luck now!!