Me in Dirt magazine

I am so gob smacked I don't know what to say,


The picture makes it look like an article on prison reform,
hey I'll never get to the Olympics but at least i can say i was in the coolest MTB magazine in the world..
hey, do we not all look like that ?
All that mad shouting was bound to get you noticed eventually. Funilly enough i thought it would be the "Authorities" and not a mountain bike magazine, what a stroke of good fortune. I heard ya once on Douce got worried when I read later you were leading a spin on 3rock
I'm going to have nightmares about that little lord byrner one, or is it wild bill, weird either way
jaysus there letting anyone it that these days. There was a time you had to crossdress to get your self in Dirt Mag
I am so gob smacked I don't know what to say,


The picture makes it look like an article on prison reform,
hey I'll never get to the Olympics but at least i can say i was in the coolest MTB magazine in the world..
hey, do we not all look like that ?
All that mad shouting was bound to get you noticed eventually. Funilly enough i thought it would be the "Authorities" and not a mountain bike magazine, what a stroke of good fortune. I heard ya once on Douce got worried when I read later you were leading a spin on 3rock
I'm going to have nightmares about that little lord byrner one, or is it wild bill, weird either way
jaysus there letting anyone it that these days. There was a time you had to crossdress to get your self in Dirt Mag
I am so gob smacked I don't know what to say,


The picture makes it look like an article on prison reform,
hey I'll never get to the Olympics but at least i can say i was in the coolest MTB magazine in the world..
hey, do we not all look like that ?
All that mad shouting was bound to get you noticed eventually. Funilly enough i thought it would be the "Authorities" and not a mountain bike magazine, what a stroke of good fortune. I heard ya once on Douce got worried when I read later you were leading a spin on 3rock
I'm going to have nightmares about that little lord byrner one, or is it wild bill, weird either way
jaysus there letting anyone it that these days. There was a time you had to crossdress to get your self in Dirt Mag
I am so gob smacked I don't know what to say,


The picture makes it look like an article on prison reform,
hey I'll never get to the Olympics but at least i can say i was in the coolest MTB magazine in the world..
hey, do we not all look like that ?
All that mad shouting was bound to get you noticed eventually. Funilly enough i thought it would be the "Authorities" and not a mountain bike magazine, what a stroke of good fortune. I heard ya once on Douce got worried when I read later you were leading a spin on 3rock
I'm going to have nightmares about that little lord byrner one, or is it wild bill, weird either way
jaysus there letting anyone it that these days. There was a time you had to crossdress to get your self in Dirt Mag